Not Yet Dead

Assuming we are reviving the podcast, I have a sugestion. What about a 30 second spot on reasons for or against certain actions or lifestyles? And the reasons would be, of course, ridiculous and possibly even single words.

Ex.
Reasons Not To Camp On A Cliff: gravity, insurance, burros
Reasons To Sign A Prenup: Geoffrey Rush in a MacDonald's bag
only wittier.