Note:

I feel that a few things should be made clear in our podcast:

In a perfect world:

1) There would be no pressure on us to have a life or do anythig with it
2) We would have a pool
3) Lukas Podolski would be our poolboy
4) Boys would line up to have us "judge their kissing technique" with each other
5) Haley would not have thick. black, and uncomfortable hairs growing out of her neck and cheeks
6) Ice cream, cake, and of course pie would have no calories
7) PIE WOULD BE THE NATIONAL FOOD

Certain things about us should be known:

1) Lukas Podolski IS our poolboy (also, I think we should have a segment entitles "Poolboy Pick of the Week" where we would choose a different poolboy caliber sex pot each week, but still give snaps to the only poolboy we'd ever have: Lukas)
2) Pie is our food of choice
3) There is no honor without pie
4) this is where the lovely Katherine will continue the list and the one above if she so chooses (maybe possibly that our cult-like following is accepting applications but not applicants, aka, youcan apply but we won't say yes)


Katherine, please add where you see fit.